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Mens Heathens XI - Match centre

Tunbridge Wells 3
Blackheath & Elthamians Heathens
Sat 4 Nov 16:00 - Kent Men's Outdoor Hockey League - Open Premier B Full time

Tunbridge Wells 3s vs BEHC Heathens

We get cranky we are tired, but we will survive!!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking last week’s defeat would make us lose our minds
But then I spent so many nights thinking how we did so wrong
But we grew strong
And we learned how to get along
And so we’re back
in BE Heathen’s Grace
We just drove to Tunbridge Wells for 4pm and left them with them with that sad look upon their face
Paddy changed the team tactics, and made us work in harmony
apart from Steve and Tino who nearly started world war three!
Go on now, Stu, score us a goal
an awesome a near post lead and tap in,
their Keeper can’t save those anymore
Weren't you the one who came up from the fives?
Do they think we’d crumble?
Did they think we’d lay down and die?
Oh no, not us, we will survive
Oh, as long as we learn how to pass, I know we'll stay alive
We've got all our season to live
Andy Moore had all his ‘skill’ to give and we will survive
we will survive, hey, hey….
It took all the strength Mike had not to fall apart
keeping like a pro in driving rain right from the start
And he saved oh-so many shots from both left and right
They did cry, they not expect this fight
But now Fenno is on fire, with all this desire
we are Somebody new
So Steve and Tino had a little tiff, the look on Ross’s face was like he knew
And so as Tino walked off the pitch and expected to be free from Belgian tyranny,
Well, they kissed and made up so that’s all lovely!
Go on now, Stu, score us another goal
a far post tap in,
Keeper can’t save those no more
Tunbrigde Wells are the team we never beat away
Did they think we'd crumble
Did they think we’d lay down and die?

Oh no, here they come will we survive?
They’ve clawed a goal back now
We need to stay alive
Now the umpire’s just given them a flick
Thank Christ he hit the post, what a ***k!
Oh Go on now, Smithy, defend with heart
Brett may have a death wish
but they kept their forwards far apart
Alex Muntus and Cleall defended so so well,
Do they think we’d crumble
Did you think we lay down and go to hell?

Oh no, not us, we did survive
We worked out how to pass, and it kept us alive
We’ve got the season to live
And we've got all our skill to give and we'll survive
we will survive
we will survive hey hey!

Tunbridge Well 3’s 1 - 2 BEHC Heathens
Goals Stu Horsborough x 2
Mom: Mike Earnshaw (GK hero)
Dod: Stev’ino (Steve and Tino)
Thanks to Seneka for umpiring, in some horrible weather!

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# Team Pl Pts
6. Canterbury 5 22 29
7. Old Williamsonians 3 22 28
8. Blackheath & Elthamians Heathens 22 26
9. Tunbridge Wells 3 22 25
10. Burnt Ash 4 22 25
11. Holcombe 4 22 13
12. Gore Court 4 22 0

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