Canterbury (2-0) BEHC 1’s

With the roosters still slumbering,
And players all grumbling,
We drove down with hopes of winning.
Jules talked AT LENGTH to the team,
The warm up was less than fifteen,
Time for the match to be beginning:

The first half was tense!
Such a threatening offence!
We looked like we might score?!
Short corners were missed,
We tried to persist,
But at half time it was still a draw.

We fought hard in the battles,
With only semi questionable tackles,
But their score began to climb.
Wails of woe were in the air,
Another weekend of despair,
Why did I make this rhyme.

Well done to Annie and flick,
Both best player but Annie alone the d***
I’m sad the season’s nearly over.
Hopefully no more losing
And now time for boozing
Watching the rugby but not getting hungover