HAPLESS AT HOLCOMBE

Blackheath Ladies 2nd X1 V Holcombe
Oh Harriet, you look so sad
The match not to your liking.
The game went AWOL
Despite all attempts
And Max playing like a Viking.

Let me tell you three plump cats
En route to the match did stray.
One black, two other, thrice hockey sprites,
Ill purpose they did spray.

Saying ‘half last week’s squad is sadly missing
Holcombe’s victory is a given.
Those lovely girls that take their place
Will dig real deep with such good grace.
But weep you will this week’s misfortune
Here’ s to commitment, may this prompt good caution’.

Man-o- t – Match is Max for playing like two players.
Muppet –o-t- Match-Gina, earned for failing to comprehend
pre-match, complex, Pythagorismic equation required to warm-up.

Final score 3-0 Holcombe.