Blackheath Ladies 2nd X1 V Burnt Ash

When suddenly a howl rent sky
Burnt Ash they looked a quiver.
T’was a witch on stick all warty
Or Dracula after early dinner.

More scarier than all the above
Annette gave vent to ire.
A slight by BA went too far
Her jaw spewed corrective fire.

Exorcised of evily deeds
Shape returned to Blackheath.
Not all skinny, anorectic and limp
But lusty, corsetted, strong as teeth.

Harriet played now here now there
Daphne too a work horse.
Sarah in goal was pure perfection
But BA scored, last minute, of course.

Jenna was voted Man of the Match.
Richard buoyed downward spirits.
Spirits which more drowning will need
More spirits downing.

Burnt Ash 1 Blackheath 0.

(2s match report by Georgina)