FIVES PUT IN A SPOOKTACULAR EFFORT IN HALLOWEEN THRILLER!!!!

As the sun drops low and mist swirls around the goalposts, is something evil lurking in the dark?? Grizzly ghouls from every room are closing in to seal your doom, and though you fight to stay alive your body starts to quiver, for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the…………….
So at this point you are imagining the feisty fives all wearing black and red Thriller jackets, surrounded by zombies, moonwalking across the astroturf!!! Come on that’s never gonna happen!!

What is going to happen is that the fives become cross dressing “fivefestites”, pulling on stockings and high heels and applying copious amounts of make up. They change into their alter ego’s for a Halloween performance of the “Rocky Horror Show”
Now that's not too hard to believe is it???

So before continuing, if you are too young to know the “Time warp” visit you tube and you’ll get the picture

Cue the music

It’s astounding
The game is starting
And BromBecks, take control
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
As the Fives are, on patrol

We remember, doing the training
Switching channels, down the wing
Soon our Ollie, hits home the first one
Then super Stu, hits number 2

Let’s do the Fives Warp again
Let’s do the Fives Warp again

It’s just a slip to the left
And then a pass to the right
Put both hands on the stick
And hold the shaft real tight
It’s the pelvic thrust
That put’s the power into your game

Let’s do the Fives Warp again
Let’s do the fives Warp again

Now you can tell
Things so easily go to hell
We were under their spell
And they smashed in four!!
Those kids seemed possessed
With skills wish I was blessed
Too late for us, to shut the door
We had a bit of a mind flip
And fell into a time slip
But still kept pressing, all the same
And our Stu hit the post
Which would have made it close

Let’s do the Fives Warp again
Let’s do the Fives Warp again

It’s just a slip to the left
And then a pass to the right
Put both hands on the stick
And hold the shaft real tight
It’s the pelvic thrust
That put’s the power into your game

Let’s do the Fives Warp again
Let’s do the fives Warp again

Character List

Morton Stanton – the main man Rocky Horror
Jamie Cotgreave – Dee Fence
Joni C – The geneticologist
Ross Ainley – The Enforcer
Paul W - Drag Chick
Seb Cox – tempting but I can’t do it especially as he’s a new boy!!!!

The Fivefestites
Dave Leverton
Zac Gauge
Dan Ridge
Ollie Payne
Stu Horsborough
Andy Cooke
Ben Baker

Thanks to James Hatcher for a fine job and both the BromBecks umpires!!!

It was a fantastic game fought hard by both sides. BromBecks were definitely the strongest, most organised and talented side we have played against. Some of their young lads were indeed wizards. Throughout the game our heads were high and we did not give up. The defence was under pressure but steadfast, midfield worked their socks off and the forwards were sparkling. On the counter attack we were deadly. It is going to be a close league and with plenty more points to play for the fives will re group and come out stronger

Hopefully we will see the Fives Warp danced across the astroturfs of Kent this coming weekend.