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Womens 1st XI
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Sat 10 Oct 2020  ·  Ladies Division 2SE
Basildon 1
4
2
Blackheath &  Elthamians H C
Womens 1st XI
Basildon 4-2 BEHC L1

Basildon 4-2 BEHC L1

karen stevenson18 Oct 2020 - 13:33

‘The one they’d wish to forget’

‘The one they’d wish to forget’

The game was one they’d rather forget,
A trip up Bas and their first beasting yet.

The game started with the blow of a whistle,
A ball, a slap and (unfortunately), no tickle.

Jenna and Sue did the team proud,
Two goals back of the net, 3D and loud.

We’ll skip over the series of goals conceded,
And mention our man-of-the-match who was much needed.

She ran the defence, logged, tackled and saved,
Her commitment to the game never did waive.

Unlike our resident d**k of the day,
A veteran of the award, some may say.

She lined up the ball for the perfect hit,
But crippled the captain, f**k s**t s**t s**t.

As the last whistle blew, the team signed with relief,
Thank god that was over, now for a pint or a reef.

At the end of the day, when all said and done,
It was a day out for the troops and a reason to run.

Coach A has big plans for Monday night at the pitch,
To up our game lots and skills to enrich.

But for now, we shall forget and enjoy a good drink,
For it was just one game, not to stress or overthink.

MOM: Sarah. You were excellent.
DOD: Kate. Just...

Match details

Match date

Sat 10 Oct 2020

Push back

12:00

Meet time

11:15

Instructions

12:00 push back
11.15 meet

Cranes Farm Road
Basildon
SS14 3GR

Home kit - red tops and red socks

Please ensure you follow COVID-19 social distance rules at all times , no team huddles without social distancing etc
Hand santiser - please use often
If car sharing , windows open, masks if possible , santise hands - be sensible be safe

Competition

Ladies Division 2SE

League position

6
Blackheath & Elthamians 1
11
Basildon 1
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